If there's one thing I learned about sweaters from these patterns is that they make ladies feel special - really special. Here is a young lady brought to the height of ecstasy as she is draped in in the two-tone pink of her Brunswick Tempo:
Another young woman is here wrapped in post-afghasm bliss, leaving the knitter to wonder where her other arm is hiding:
Sweaters bring happy couples together, whether they be this young couple in their matching outfits for the annual Luling Watermelon Thump...
... or the handsome couple on the slopes (if any of you readers can knit me that sweater with an Acapulco cliff diver in place of the skier, there's good money in it for you)...
...or the sharply dressed pederast and catamite:
And I'm sure there's one thing you'll agree with after you see these pictures below: vintage sweaters bring men together and make them long for each other's rods, pipes, wieners, squirting DDT canisters, double-barreled guns and unsheathed sabres:
Sweaters also bring families together and help keep the kids quiet about their daddies in the closet.