Tuesday, March 3, 2009

A Memo to Mrs. William J. Clinton

Dear Secretary of State Clinton:

As you continue your tour of the world's trouble spots, I humbly offer this guide to aid in your attempt to thaw relations with Iran (Axis of Evil).

Please follow this simple rule when referring to yourself with world leaders:

And please feel free to use this invitation as a model for inviting Iranian leaders to meet with your husband:
Godspeed, Madam Secretary!


Maah said...

Wait, shouldn't it be: Madam Secretary, Mrs. William J. Clinton? (Please review that manual - just wouldn't want you to commit any social blunders with the sound advice you've offered.)

tracy said...

That officer seems to have a Hitler moustache.

Anonymous said...

I think it is actually "Mrs. William B.J. Clinton."

Anonymous said...

A must read for my sister-in-law... thank you.