an audiophile could get his Helen Reddy fix via 8-track or quadraphonic,
Andy Warhol didn't play second base for the Cubs ,
(note: many people confused Andy Warhol with Ernie Banks. This was probably because Mr. Warhol frequently yelled the phrase, "Let's paint two!" in The Factory.)
an 84 year old Groucho Marx talked about the Sexual Revolution,
A guy invented a new saloon game called "Pong,"
Sean Connery was finally unshackled from his James Bond role to play Zed,the Priest of Death from the year 2293,