Thursday, August 19, 2010

Behind on my Summer Reading

Most of you have probably finished all of the books on your summer reading list already. I'm close, but have three more that are staring at me from atop my stack of books with only about a week of reading left. One is The Bible, and then there are these:

This one will require some permanent construction changes to my bathroom, but will result in both the removal of the evil inside me and clear my skin.

Slogging through 450 pages of Texas rancher bios is going to be tough, but I think I'll be able to get through it. Looks like I'll be spending a lot of time on my new horizontal toilet (I'm saving Vol. 2 for next summer).

I'll be running short of time when I get around to The Bible, but luckily I found this version which edits the unimportant stuff and illustrates what's left with doodles. This is a version I can understand. I will not worship sock monkeys.


Maah said...

What was Odell breeding?

tracy said...

And I want to know how Odell works a ranch in Lubbock in white denim. Ancient Chinese secret in his laundry room?

tracy said...

Oh, and I just saw the (unintentional?) pun: BEHIND on your reading! Har har har!

Maah said...

Summer's ending tomorrow. Have you finished your reading?
I'm concerned - will your septic system handle the tissue cleansing outcome?

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