Follow-Up on Summer Reading

A couple summers ago I tried to catch up on some reading.  I'll confess - I didn't finish everything on that list. It took me another year or so to tackle Tissue Cleansing Through Bowel Management.  The book changed my life in a lot of ways - both good and bad.  I don't want to go into detail about the bad things, but suffice it to say, I had to contact my attorney, John B. Stanchfield, Esq., for help.

I've got a couple of friends that can help me with the wedding ceremony, but I don't have anywhere near $500 to my name for Mr. Stanchfield's services.  Can anyone help me figure out how to add a PayPal tip jar to this thing so I can raise some funds to get the brown matter arranged?  I figure I'm going to make a couple hundred or so on a litter of puppies arriving in a few weeks, so that only leaves me $300 to raise.