The best way for women to get the party started is to pin the names of television stars onto guests' backs. The party guests must tell each other factoids about the celebrity to help guess their party personas. Here the young lady on the left confuses the "Doris Day" victim by telling her that she will one day become a conservative icon, while at the same time advocating public assistance and compassion for a disease destroying the gay community:
Here are 4 other great party games from the booklet that I recommend:
The first will help the women focus on their futures:
The second will help the ladies with their job duties. Accomplished women should be able to tell the difference between the "whip" and "liquefy" blender functions by ear alone:
Here is one to help with female literary pursuits (for those guests that have stayed in college for more than a year while trying to meet their husbands):
Here is one to use if you have 22 guests:
"An' all us other children, when the supper things is done,
We set around the kitchen fire an' has the mostest fun."
- James Whitcomb Riley
And when it's time for some levity, this one is a sure-fire crowd pleaser. What the hell is funnier than flying panty hose? Seriously?:
(I will make no comment about the forfeit penalty).
And when the giggling stops, it's time to bring your party full circle to its conclusion and focus on what is really important - identifying television personalties (WTF?! No Nipsey Russell?!)