As you continue your tour of the world's trouble spots, I humbly offer this guide to aid in your attempt to thaw relations with Iran (Axis of Evil).
Please follow this simple rule when referring to yourself with world leaders:
And please feel free to use this invitation as a model for inviting Iranian leaders to meet with your husband:
Godspeed, Madam Secretary!
4 comments:
Wait, shouldn't it be: Madam Secretary, Mrs. William J. Clinton? (Please review that manual - just wouldn't want you to commit any social blunders with the sound advice you've offered.)
That officer seems to have a Hitler moustache.
I think it is actually "Mrs. William B.J. Clinton."
A must read for my sister-in-law... thank you.
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